And just in case you're curious, I'll list some reasons why:
At the end of Terminator 2, when Arnold reached a painful truth:
"I know now why you cry, it is something I can nevah do."
Six Million Dollar Man, Season 2, the death of Jaime Sommers.
Even though she came back later, it was still a major bummer.
That episode of He-Man, where he refused to cut down Skytree.
He taught us all to respect nature, and let the trees live free.
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan, Spock died to save the ship.
I know, he wasn't really gone, but my tears don't give a shit.
The death of Deets in Lonesome Dove, and how Gus understands
that he and Woodrow should have done better, for that damn good man.
The ultimate fate of Donnie Darko, in that deleted scene.
I'm glad they cut it from the movie, because it was downright mean.
That saddest part of Highlander, when Connor buries his first wife.
The skillful use of that song* by Queen just cuts me like a knife.
Up on the roof in Blade Runner, as Batty fights through the pain
to deliver his final speech about the loss of tears in rain.
And on my scruffy cheeks did a million sad tears run,
as Captain Kirk stared into the mystery and gasped "It's been...fun."
Most of the things that make me cry are found in movies or TV.
I'd much rather be upset from those, than events in reality.
But one time I cried FOR REALS, and in tears did everything soak.
Because lightning struck my DVD player, and the damn thing broke.
*Who Wants To Live Forever?
