And like most dudes, I want to bang her lots.
I don't care if she's kind of dumb
I don't care if she has big thumbs.
I don't care if she can't act
I just want to get her on her back.
I'm not concerned with Brian Austin Green
I saw him get killed by a Terminator machine.
Wait, I forgot, that was not real life
In reality she is his wife.
I've got nothing against that fellow
I liked him on Smallville when he played Metallo.
So I'll leave her alone 'til she divorces him
And then I'm gonna slip right in.
p.s. I really don't think her acting is all that bad. Seriously.
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