Nicolas Cage is in a class by himself.
He's the only mega-actor, there is no one else!
Mega-acting calls for something much more.
Cage doesn't knock, he SMASHES through doors.
He doesn't just chew, he DEVOURS scenery.
A calculated move on his part, I believe.
His bizarre performances are so bad they're good.
But people don't dig him, so he's misunderstood.
Right now he's been down, and he's had some bad luck.
But one day he'll prevail, and tell the haters to shut up.
Some fans have forsaken him, but I'm never gonna.
Now I'm gonna go watch Raising Arizona.
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