Wednesday, April 6, 2011

An Angrily Aquatic Poem About Aquaman!

Aquaman is cool, I don't care what people say.
He is bad ass and rad, NOT stupid and gay!

He can breath underwater, he's not a prisoner of land.
I wish I had an army of fish to command.

He's got a Kingdom in Atlantis, and I want that life.
With telepathic powers and a hot red-headed wife.

Yes, I said Atlantis, I did not say Atlanta.
And he's the only hero around who can stop Black Manta.

If you don't dig him, there's just one thing you can do.
Hear this decree from the King of the Sea: “Surface dwellers, FUCK YOU!”

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