Question: What Would Happen If I Wrote An Easter Poem? Answer: The Easter Bunny Meets Robocop.

Here is a tale of The Easter Bunny.
But it's wrought with vengeance and it ain't funny.

He was skipping along without any bother.
When he ran into a man named Clarence Boddicker.

He was an Old Detroit crimelord who fought Robocop.
But now he's turned his attention to things that hop.

He pulled out his guns and said "Gimme some eggs!"

And the Easter Bunny cried and started to beg.

But Clarence didn't care 'cause he's a mean piece of shit.

He opened fire point blank and The Bunny got hit.

His legs got blown off and he screamed in pain.

And then Clarence Boddicker put a bullet through his brain.

Clarence laughed real hard and went about his way.

As far as he was concerned, he'd killed Easter that day.

The Easter Bunny lay dying, but hope was not lost.

For suddenly there appeared a real hero - Robocop!

Robo picked up The Bunny and said "This won't do!"
"I'll take you to OCP, where they'll fix you!"

They went to OCP and The Bunny got fixed.

With a cyborg bunny body and big guns that were sick!

With his new legs he could hop really high.

And he could shoot lasers from his new robot eyes.

So Robo and E.B. hit the mean streets.
To serve the public trust with lots of scum to defeat.

They found Clarence Boddicker hangin' out with some hos.
They were havin' a coke party and snortin' mountains of blow.

Clarence saw the cyborgs and he couldn't believe.

So he pulled out some guns and yelled "Bitches, leave!"

But Robo and E.B. were faster on the draw.
Clarence was shot to shit like you ain't never saw.

E.B. had his vengeance and Easter was saved.
Thank God cybernetics can let you rise from the grave.