KICK ASS POETRY SHOWCASE: SLAM BAM PAM

This one was sent in by one of my many fans, The Intruder, who is the only man in the world who opposes the marriage of Jim and Pam on The Office!

Slam Bam Pam

You are an angel in The Office
Pam, to me you look so fine
I would bitch slap Jim, I promise
then I'd show you a real good time.

Sexy as hell when you send a fax
or take a message from David Wallace
Just make sure to shave or wax
and I'll finish you with a nice polish.

I really can't believe you married him.
Seriously speaking, go f--k yourself Jim!