Nerdmen everywhere are now crying with rage.
When the news hit it dropped like a bomb.
And crushed all dreams of hooking up with Leia's mom.
She's an object of worship for many nerd dudes.
Getting knocked up and hitched is just plain rude.
Doesn't she know that she's breaking our hearts?
Doesn't she care that she's tearing us apart?
Who can we turn to and who can we trust?
Who will be the new Queen Of Nerd Lust?
But I have a solution, so I'm not too sad.
Alison Brie is still single, and for that I am glad.
P.S. But that solution is for me only, the other nerd dudes are out of luck.
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