Monday, December 6, 2010

There Is No Clever Title For This Poem - I Like Nasim Pedrad And Want To Bang Her.

That babe on SNL, Nasim Pedrad.
She's super-cute with a smokin' bod.

She's totally hot when she's Kim Kardashian.
I want to bend her over and tap that ass-ian.

I really want to go out with her.
I like it when she plays the Chinese intepreter.

She's even pretty when she plays a nerdy girl.
I want to yank off those glasses and rock her world.

I even liked it when she played a female Juggalo.
But if she were really like that, I couldn't date her, yo.*

*But I would still bang her.

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