WARNING! These poems are for DUDES ONLY! They should NOT be read by any Ladies. If you are a Lady, and you want to read them, then you should only do so if you have a good sense of humor. I'm serious, these poems are R-Rated. Don't let your kids read them, either, even if your kids are little dudes!
Sienna Miller
I want to fill her
Amber Heard
likes it freaky I've heard
Erica Durance
I wanna get in her pants
Sarah Michelle Gellar
I want to gel her
Rashida Jones
come jump on my bones
Mandy Moore
lets get on the floor
Kate Beckinsale
I want to wreck that tail
Liv Tyler
there's nothin' finer
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
I want to get in bed
Ellen Page
gives me boner rage
Maggie Gyllenhaal
I want to drill and ball
Emma Stone
please come to my home
Selma Blair
I wanna get in there
Marina Sirtis
I'd like to service
Karen Gillan
I'll give ya a drillin'
Mila Kunis
I wanna lick that poonis
Scarlett Johannsson
let's do some horizontal dancin'
Jenna Malone
yes I wanna bone
Tina Fey
you know I wanna lay
Natalie Portman
yep, I wanna pork, man
Kristen Kreuk
yep, I wanna fuck
Hilary Swank
I have something you can yank
Annabeth Gish
I'll eat you on a dish
Kelly Preston
I want to caress them
Kirsten Dunst
we'll do it more than once
Maria Bello
I want to be your fellow
Julie Benz
we'll do it again and againz
Kelly Ripa
I want to get a grip-a
Hilary Duff
you can ride me rough
Natalie Zea
in her I want to be-a
That Red-Headed Lady from the B-52s
I'll time travel to the 80s so we can screw
Winona Ryder
I want to ride her
Kristen Wiig
makes my wiener do a jig
Halle Berry
I would bang but not marry
Jennifer Connelly
come get on top of me
Alyssa Milano
I wanna get to know
Abbie Cornish
is makin' me hornish
Freema Agyeman
let's sign a sex agreement
Lauren Graham
I wanna be your man
Katy Mixon
is one hot vixen
Summer Glau
makes my wiener go ka-pow!
Megan Fox
I wanna bang her lots
Christina Applegate
= time to masturbate
Amy Poehler
I want to pole her
Lynda Carter
is makin' me harder
Jenna Fischer
I want to get in her
Sigourney Weaver
something…something…beaver
Jessica Biel
I wanna give 'em a feel
Elizabeth Banks
has inspired many wanks
Alison Brie
please marry me
Sienna Miller
I want to fill her
Amber Heard
likes it freaky I've heard
Erica Durance
I wanna get in her pants
Sarah Michelle Gellar
I want to gel her
Rashida Jones
come jump on my bones
Mandy Moore
lets get on the floor
Kate Beckinsale
I want to wreck that tail
Liv Tyler
there's nothin' finer
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
I want to get in bed
Ellen Page
gives me boner rage
Maggie Gyllenhaal
I want to drill and ball
Emma Stone
please come to my home
Selma Blair
I wanna get in there
Marina Sirtis
I'd like to service
Karen Gillan
I'll give ya a drillin'
Mila Kunis
I wanna lick that poonis
Scarlett Johannsson
let's do some horizontal dancin'
Jenna Malone
yes I wanna bone
Tina Fey
you know I wanna lay
Natalie Portman
yep, I wanna pork, man
Kristen Kreuk
yep, I wanna fuck
Hilary Swank
I have something you can yank
Annabeth Gish
I'll eat you on a dish
Kelly Preston
I want to caress them
Kirsten Dunst
we'll do it more than once
Maria Bello
I want to be your fellow
Julie Benz
we'll do it again and againz
Kelly Ripa
I want to get a grip-a
Hilary Duff
you can ride me rough
Natalie Zea
in her I want to be-a
That Red-Headed Lady from the B-52s
I'll time travel to the 80s so we can screw
Winona Ryder
I want to ride her
Kristen Wiig
makes my wiener do a jig
Halle Berry
I would bang but not marry
Jennifer Connelly
come get on top of me
Alyssa Milano
I wanna get to know
Abbie Cornish
is makin' me hornish
Freema Agyeman
let's sign a sex agreement
Lauren Graham
I wanna be your man
Katy Mixon
is one hot vixen
Summer Glau
makes my wiener go ka-pow!
Megan Fox
I wanna bang her lots
Christina Applegate
= time to masturbate
Amy Poehler
I want to pole her
Lynda Carter
is makin' me harder
Jenna Fischer
I want to get in her
Sigourney Weaver
something…something…beaver
Jessica Biel
I wanna give 'em a feel
Elizabeth Banks
has inspired many wanks
Alison Brie
please marry me
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